Die Omaha-Records im Spreeblick-Podcast
Oha! Dem Johnny von Spreeblick scheint die Omaha-Records-Compilation-Cd ja einigermaßen gefallen zu haben! Jedenfalls hat er in der heutigen Ausgabe des Spreeblick-Podcasts ein paar nette Worte drüber verloren und dabei als seine persönliche Entdeckung besonders unseren Tjian hervorgehoben. Das Wort “Nexo” hat er zwar nicht in den Mund genommen, aber dennoch natürlich vielen Dank, Johnny!!! :-)
10. Juni 2006 um 17:25
Also, I write the word ‘website’, not Web site, or web site. Double ‘so there’!!
10. Juni 2006 um 17:35
And I wrote that before I even knew Dick Cheney’s name.
10. Juni 2006 um 18:07
Today is the European Day of Languages. I wonder if David Blunkett is taking part?
10. Juni 2006 um 18:20
he glared at me, naked, soap in my eyes, steam between us both, and retreated.
10. Juni 2006 um 18:28
And if you did likewise would you really want to have an affair with someone who didn’t mind?
10. Juni 2006 um 18:36
I acknowledge that bagels are comparatively rare outside the U.S. and Canada, but if you can get them that will make the experience even better.
10. Juni 2006 um 18:45
Walking out to the living room I found the pair of vise-grips I had brought in earlier. Now it was time for the final agony, time to raise her pain to another level. The vice grips would literally crush whatever I clamped and I opened them slightly not wanting to destroy but to crush and hurt her most delicate structures. Picking her left nipple I crushed it in the pliers until they locked. April spasmodically jerked this way and that trying anything to escape the heavy crushing pressure of the vice grip that now dangled from her nipple pulling and tugging with every movement causing even more pain. Her voice nothing more than a thin wail of misery behind the gag.
10. Juni 2006 um 19:12
“ME TOO! I’m not asking for a big bushy hairball. I just want some hair down there.”
10. Juni 2006 um 19:33
This is my personal favorite of my father’s books, because he has been telling me Coyote stories since I was a little girl. (*****)
10. Juni 2006 um 19:45
Gloria Brame’s Inside the Mind of Gloria Brame
10. Juni 2006 um 20:03
Need to stretch your brain? Try some of the puzzles from the “Linguistic Olympics”
10. Juni 2006 um 20:17
Do they want to force me to get a driving licence or what?
10. Juni 2006 um 20:34
I feel as if this life is normal, natural, and if I think so then everyone else should too. (I am very autocratic on occasion…)
10. Juni 2006 um 20:46
He rolls his eyes. “I haven’t read your blog in months. Your new job has robbed you of the talent you never had.”
10. Juni 2006 um 21:03
You can read more about John Krish in this piece which was in the Guardian the other day.
10. Juni 2006 um 21:17
“But only black dudes and Mexicans like fat white chicks,” you say.
10. Juni 2006 um 21:32
Highs and lows, ebbs and flows, changes and tides and ups and downs, He is Master and I am slave.
10. Juni 2006 um 21:50
John thought Joseph’s language might be too rude for me. Ha! I thought. I’m not scared of three year old toilet humour!
10. Juni 2006 um 22:20
I promise to answer each note upon my return.
10. Juni 2006 um 22:42
And then there was all the detail about the ÑnakedÒ camera with a foam cushion on the side so that offscreen actors could be really close to help the onscreen ones. And on and onÅ
10. Juni 2006 um 23:03
I’ve neglected my time with you here terribly, but I promise to ship this big girl off soon, and dry myself off.
10. Juni 2006 um 23:39
As I pulled into the parking lot I noticed right away this very cute young girl. She was no older than 15. Her blond hair and blue eyes stood out from a distance. She was a petite girl. She was gathering the grocery carts. I noticed her small ass. Little yet had nice curves which shown nicely in those tight black jeans.
10. Juni 2006 um 23:51
Some people are looking up info that might be upsetting for any number of reasons… like war casualities, for example. But no one from Homeland Security makes a stink about that.
11. Juni 2006 um 0:07
he came out of the bedroom and there i was, in just stockings, suspender belt, and matching panties. still holding that martini.
11. Juni 2006 um 0:18
i wondered for a moment if he could read my mind after all…
11. Juni 2006 um 1:12
Well, maybe that’s a bullshit theory. Maybe it’s not. It doesn’t, right at this moment, *feel* like a bullshit theory. It rings true.
11. Juni 2006 um 1:31
And Roxy gave us her first rendition of the disappearing cat party trick, finally showing up in ApoaÒs room at one in the morning.
11. Juni 2006 um 1:50
Enjoy our beloved Gore Vidal in all his clothed glory.
11. Juni 2006 um 2:10
The Lamentation of the Old Porn Copywriter
11. Juni 2006 um 2:21
smiled at his confusion and lied down on the empty couch where I almost instantly fell asleep.
11. Juni 2006 um 2:47
We went to see Ansel Adams and William Egglestone at the Hayward instead. Two great shows and really good computer resources on Ansel Adams.
11. Juni 2006 um 3:09
Frivolous bastardisation of our punctuation is one of the key witnesses to the current decline of our wonderful nation.
11. Juni 2006 um 3:21
“My sex drive is a red dragon that I quietly pet while she sleeps. I watch her breathe and wait.”
11. Juni 2006 um 3:48
Kyla shot by Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
11. Juni 2006 um 4:04
the singing dancing building society man
11. Juni 2006 um 4:17
We teased back and forth with each other on which tool to set aside for that. I lobbied hard for the rabbit fur paddle. Punishment is all about the emotions right? Not the pain! So why not?
11. Juni 2006 um 4:34
First, I chose not to pursue rampant casual sex in a compulsive grab to assuage my manic episodes. Instead, I burrowed in my apartment and jerked off like a fiend.
11. Juni 2006 um 4:51
WeÒre all obsessively checking DugÒs blog to keep up with developments.
11. Juni 2006 um 5:16
Kim RightÅ Look! Shadow puppets! ItÒs a dog! Ruff RuffÅ Meeow!
11. Juni 2006 um 5:16
Kim RightÅ Look! Shadow puppets! ItÒs a dog! Ruff RuffÅ Meeow!
11. Juni 2006 um 5:43
Fear, loathing, and perfunctory seduction
11. Juni 2006 um 6:12
My mind thought of only one thing now. I pulled off those panties in one quick movement, exposing those tight lips of hers. As fast as I could my clothes became a pile on the ground, my cock stuck straight out, begging to for that pussy of hers. I came close to her, kneeling just a tad and brushing the tip against her soft mouth. Opening her mouth I inched my cock pass her lips, over her tongue, into her throat. She looked so lovely, sitting naked on the cold floor. I pushed into her throat and pulled out, letting her saliva moisten my rod. I ran my fingers through her hair. I pulled out, her mouth stayed open, tempting me to put it back in. No, I took her shoulders and laid her on her back. I lied down on top of her, where I guided my cock into her shaved cunt. I pushed those lips open, pushing into that wet hole of hers. I started fucking her like mad. Pushing into her, deeper and deeper, pushing her whole body forward against the cold tiles. A soft moan escaped her mouth, along with her whispering the name Tommy. She started panting, her breasts rising up and down. I kept going in and out, ready to explode at any minute. My true mind got the better of me. I stopped what I was doing and looked at this panting beauty. I didn’t want to get her pregnant. I had enough since to pull out of her but not to stop fucking her. I flipped her onto her back. I spat on my cock and got it even more juiced up. With my legs I spread hers open. I knelt in between them and took hold of her hips, raising her ass to the air. My hard cock poked her tight little ass hole. I didn’t work my way into it, I just pushed with my cock and pulled her ass with my hand. I squeezed right into that little ass of her. Her face rested on her cheek. She made this odd face, a mix of pain and wonder. I fucked that ass of hers. Pulling that ass into me, feeling the sensation of her warm little hole. The sweat started rolling down my face, falling to her arched back. She started to moan in pain, “Tommy…” This isn’t Tommy, I thought, this is your new fuck buddy. I felt it climbing through my cock to the head, the need to finish. I started pumping harder and faster, making her face pucker harder. I pulled her deep into me, far as I could and let my load go somewhere into her body. I lied there a bit out of breath on top of her. I leaned forward and gave her another kiss. No response.
11. Juni 2006 um 6:42
It was well worth the sleep deprivation.
11. Juni 2006 um 7:08
access for his gift (although it’s kind of a selfish
11. Juni 2006 um 7:47
As soon as we get a chance to play with it IÒll be back with my own report. Yay!
11. Juni 2006 um 8:08
There will be candy, cupcakes, and prizes as well, because RKB knows how to treat you right.
11. Juni 2006 um 8:27
I wanted to ignore the phone, not only because the spaghetti was nearly done, but because Claudio Abbado was bringing the London Symphony to its musical climax.
11. Juni 2006 um 9:15
Gathering towel razor and other supplies I settled between her legs and shaved her vulva until she was completely bare. I knew this would make her super sensitive. Her four poster bed was perfect for what I had in mind, but my cock was on fire after two hours of off and on erections while tormenting her nipples. So I fucked her newly shaved pussy leaving another deposit deep within her. She was so tired she was completely passive allowing me to use her as I would. Even when I masturbated her as I fucked her willing pussy she just allowed the orgasm to take her without much movement.
11. Juni 2006 um 9:44
“Over there past the shoes,” he points. “The Junior’s section.”
11. Juni 2006 um 10:15
It’s great to cook to, and the perfect backdrop to semicommunication with Aki, our Japanese lodger. We particularly enjoyed it when they ‘did’ the Beatles Band.
11. Juni 2006 um 10:41
In the morning Tommy and Tonya were fighting. Tonya says she remembers him fucking her last night. She said, “It would have been fine accept you fucked my butt.” Tonya was like that, she didn’t care who heard what, that’s one of the reasons she turned me on so. She dumped him there and I just smiled. On other news, it turns out that the girl who Tommy mistook for Tonya became pregnant, and she didn’t have a boyfriend and she claims she hasn’t done it in over three months. I felt bad for her, but sometimes you get screwed over, sometimes it happens at a party when you’re passed out.
11. Juni 2006 um 11:12
Didn’t somebody famous say that’s the only polite way to wake a person up? Works for me.
11. Juni 2006 um 11:34
If something’s going to crush you, please don’t let it be porno.
11. Juni 2006 um 12:03
Why are Bush’s appointees on the FDA trying to stop a genius medicine that will save thousands of women’s lives?
11. Juni 2006 um 12:35
He asks an important question, “is making dildos and sex toys illegal what we REALLY need to be doing right now?”
11. Juni 2006 um 13:01
Did you read it? She asked. Uhhh, well yes. I’m sorry.
11. Juni 2006 um 13:24
The photo below looks an awful lot like the ones I was uploading when the series started back in February. The difference this time is I’m spanky clean and finally dressing.
11. Juni 2006 um 13:46
Maybe we could introduce dowper as a technical term.
11. Juni 2006 um 14:20
Just listened to Chomsky and others on Talking Politics. You can hear it via the bbcÒs listen again page.
11. Juni 2006 um 14:47
Oh the list goes on and on and varies for each individual. What would make me insecure wouldn’t make you insecure perhaps.
11. Juni 2006 um 15:17
What makes a great sex party personality?
11. Juni 2006 um 15:48
I’m still ass deep in computer woes but I am saying fuck it and trying to keep up to date here.
11. Juni 2006 um 16:19
Give your head a serious workout here, courtesy of the punk princess
11. Juni 2006 um 16:45
Actually, now I get it, itÒs conceptual overgeneralisation. She just attacks anything.
11. Juni 2006 um 17:17
As soon as he opened the door and gently placed his purchases in the shotgun seat, I lost it.
11. Juni 2006 um 17:49
it was, i realised, just like a bird’s nest. there was one right way to do this, and i had to find it.
11. Juni 2006 um 18:22
“Being gay doesn’t equal being OK with porn,” he sighs. He’s constantly bombarded with porn, and doesn’t think much of it.
11. Juni 2006 um 19:05
The bad news is that the exhibition ends tomorrow so thereÒs no time to bring anyone else along.
11. Juni 2006 um 19:48
I was cuffed, ankles and wrists. The spreader bar went between my feet and my hands were bound behind my back. He positioned me in the doorway and began tying a rope around my neck.
11. Juni 2006 um 20:34
Tonight they’re talking about the practices of drug companies, while making me think they might have spiked my drink.
11. Juni 2006 um 21:06
(‘at’ means ‘that’ and ‘loon’ means ‘boy’)
11. Juni 2006 um 21:35
I didn’t have to wait long for she cried out in shock and then pleasure as the little clitoral stimulator began working on her center of pleasure. Taking her nipple clamps I sucked on each of her hard tips then applied the clamp each gaining a deep pained moan. I allowed her to adjust to this sensation then removed them and tightened the screw and reapplied them to her nipples this time getting a pained yip from her as she realized the crushing effect of the now tight clamps. I toyed with them bringing her more pain and pleasure twisting and tugging on the clamps and as I did so I noted the little rubber protectors seemed removable so when I took them off the next time I slid them off revealing serrated teeth in the alligator clamp. I tightened them all the way and replaced the tips. I wanted her to see this. Holding them in front of her I removed the protective covers and then placed the first on her left nipple. The moment I allowed the pressure to close April began to thrash against her bounds screaming in pain and panic. Even on five acres I could hardly have the police respond to reports of a screaming woman so I grabbed the nearest item I could—her panties and tied them in place with another scarf from her dresser as a gag, then I examined her nipple. The teeth we deeply indented into the sensitive skin but she was not bleeding so I placed the second one and watched her suffer. In about ten minutes her muffled cried changed tones and I thought the vibrator might be doing it job. I shoved a finger up her ass just in time to feel the contractions of her orgasm.
11. Juni 2006 um 22:02
Yesterday I spent the entire day lounging on the couch. I didn’t get dressed. I didn’t brush my hair.
11. Juni 2006 um 22:21
The punk princess is also one of many reporting the death of Alan Lomax.
11. Juni 2006 um 23:05
I do this because he has a good point. I also do this because it ties into that “what other people think of MS because of the foolishness that goes on in our courts”.
11. Juni 2006 um 23:32
Do you think all students will be writing to Apple before coming to explain now?
12. Juni 2006 um 0:03
(I know I know, go back and do it later. I KNOW.)
12. Juni 2006 um 2:07
While I’m thinking about what to do with the blog, I’ll get back to posting a few things before I go off on holiday.
12. Juni 2006 um 2:32
I came again, hard, and reached around to remove the dildo. A short time later, he thrust into me and tightened his grip on my hips as he came.
12. Juni 2006 um 3:10
dug thinks we should all go here and vote for this.
12. Juni 2006 um 3:39
The pain was minimal. The pain was barely factoring in. Oh my nipples were burning, my calves were cramping. The time was dragging. But the pain wasn’t registering.
12. Juni 2006 um 4:46
Just read a linguist who is dismayed by the lack of accuracy in a discussion of ‘sentences without verbs’ on Lehrer News Hour. You can read a transcript of the show here.
12. Juni 2006 um 5:30
He’s talking to me, his free hand on my hip as he works those fingers in me. Then he adds another finger to my pussy, and another, another, until his hand forms a cone at the entrance to my vagina.
12. Juni 2006 um 6:15
To make it even better, Caitlyn was kneeling with her legs spread wide open. Dom wasn’t blind. Even from above, he could see what an inviting sight that was. He wanted to get in her pussy. He said something about it.
12. Juni 2006 um 6:45
Not sure if it’s true, but it makes sense several times a day when I’m out on the bike.
12. Juni 2006 um 7:18
When he was finished, he came around to the head of the table and ran his cock over my lips. He was covered in precum from where he’d been jerking himself off. “Suck my cock like a good girl, darling, and tell me what you’re so mortally afraid of.”
12. Juni 2006 um 7:42
I havenÒt heard the record but I did see Hundred Reasons live and would thoroughly recommend them. TheyÒre long, theyÒre thin, theyÒre loud. What more could you want?
12. Juni 2006 um 8:12
help you can give me, and I’d apologize for the amount
12. Juni 2006 um 8:39
The treadmill stopped as he was getting up. She had her back turned to him, but she could see him approaching in the mirror ahead of her.
12. Juni 2006 um 10:13
To assert herself, Kelly leans over and softly ask me what my wife is doing while I’m here. She doesn’t really mean it as a question, she’s more like asserting her place in the relationship, to remind me that it is she whom I’m with now, not my wife. Kelly is really not the typical shy Asian girl. But sometimes I just don’t know how to respond to her, because I don’t want things to get too deep–though she says they won’t.
12. Juni 2006 um 11:24
17 year old Jacob Awoke from his slumber with the sound of load bark coming from outside his door. He got up rather slowly and went to open the door for his German shepard ,Melissa, She Came bouncing and jumped on jacob’s bed. Tired and wanting to go back to sleep Jacob collapsed on his bed next to Melissa. Jacob Dreamed Of sex with his girlfriend amy all night long untill he was startled by an unusal warm feeling pressed agains his now rising cock.He Opened his eyes to see Mellissa slobbering all over his 8 inch cock. He wanted to push her away but what she was doing felt amazing and he Closed his eyes again and thought about his girlfriend amy. Mellissa continued to work over his cock and balls like an expert. Jacob felt his cum shoot up is rod and Spray on Mellissa’s head. She kept on licking while he came, shootin cum everywhere. When he finished cumming, Melissa Still rapidly licked his hard cock intending to keep it hard. Jacob got up behind melissa and lightly touched her pussy lips. Melissa relaxed and barked as a sign for him to continue. Jacob muffdived his head into Melissa’s pussy and ate her out immensely. And Instinctively Mellisa yelps and growled softly.. Jacob got up behind her and stuck his cock in with no resistence. He’s pounded Melissa’s tight dog cunt until he could take no more and finally pumped his cum into mellissa’s pussy After a sexual interlude two friends decide to explore the female’s desire for real pain. Contains: Nipple torture, forced climaxes, restraint, violent anal intercourse.
12. Juni 2006 um 12:00
My final crime is that I was joking a couple of weeks ago about how lax it was of her not to have broken any arms yet (I had done two arms out of four by the time I was her age).
12. Juni 2006 um 13:34
The other coworker takes the slide and squints. “What the hell is Chinese Fingercuffs?”
12. Juni 2006 um 14:46
well, that’s underselling it, to tell you the truth. i’ve always been a bit of a knot savant.
12. Juni 2006 um 16:25
Nothing to do with sex, but this is funny. Click on the cowboys at the bottom of the page.
12. Juni 2006 um 17:29
Unlike me, Rik managed to see the Flaming Lips in concert last night. You can read about it on his mememachine
12. Juni 2006 um 19:44
The cycling was great, but IÒm paying for it now by having to stay at home to do my homework while Apoa suffers the same fate in the room next door.
12. Juni 2006 um 23:03
Opening the door fully, I started apologising. Leading him in to the kitchen, I sat him down at the table, and got him water and a cloth to rinse his eyes and calm his throat.
13. Juni 2006 um 1:22
I enjoyed Paul Vallely’s advice for David Blunkett, even though he didn’t mention the famous ‘read my lips’ lie.
13. Juni 2006 um 1:59
“I want your arse baby girl.”
13. Juni 2006 um 2:35
A dishwater blonde, with soft skin and an all-over tan, in spite of this being the Christmas holidays, she sported size 34B’s that were all-natural. Coming to the edge of the stage, she sqatted down, put her arms around my neck and asked me my name. I told her, and she then asked if I wanted to go play after she finished her set. To convince me, she turned a bit closer towards me, and scooted up to the edge of the stage as far as she could get, brought my torso in close to her, and said, “let me show you what I’ve got for you.”
13. Juni 2006 um 3:11
Nigella is extremely fuckalicious. It’s just a shame that she opted to marry an insidious prick with lots of money, instead of a rich man with an insidious prick…
13. Juni 2006 um 4:19
Well, they used the word mingin in one of their songs, so that was something.
13. Juni 2006 um 4:50
And an interesting week in U.S. politics as both Democrats & Republicans agree — not on a policy debate, but rather on their belief that the FBI overstepped its authority in raiding the congressional office of Congressman William Jefferson (D-LA). Was the FBI raid a breach of constitutional separation of powers? How will this latest ethics scandal affect the 2006 election landscape? And on the presidential front, President Bush admits missteps in the Iraq war and candidly says he regrets some of his earlier tough talk. Those issues and more for our political roundtable with Washington Post columnists: David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson, as well as Kate O\’Beirne, the Washington Editor of National Review.
13. Juni 2006 um 5:28
We got there, ate and danced, finally they left, about half way through and when they did I made my way to the bathroom cause I had to pee, there were no boards in between the stalls and there were a few guys in there, none I really had my eye on, so I idly chatted as I waited for a bit as I waited my turn. Finally I got there, standing as I unzipped my pants, revealing my fairly small cock, only about 4.5 inches when hard, well I turned for a second and there is my friend Derek, at the stall about three down, no one in-between, and he’s standing a little ways away from the stall, allowing me a perfect view of his beautiful, semi hard, 8 inch cock. Blushing I turned around and finished talking as I zipped and washed up, leaving without saying another word to him.
13. Juni 2006 um 6:04
This process is how the people of Siberia stay alive through their long winters.
13. Juni 2006 um 8:07
‘We’re getting divorced’
13. Juni 2006 um 8:42
“Gawd, you’re such a child abuse victim.” He pulls me up by my sleeve and grabs a tissue from the box on his desk. “Here’s a tissue. I’ll grab some violins.”
13. Juni 2006 um 9:24
She saw something white drip from the tip. A rush of excitement went through her. She knew more was coming. She opened her mouth and kept stroking it, but now that she’d seen cum, she was squeezing it harder.
13. Juni 2006 um 11:45
*You may want to use a little extra lube during sex as the cervical (but not vaginal) secretions will be captured in the cup.
13. Juni 2006 um 12:29
Right then I had a decision to make. I could either go out front and confront them before this went any further or – hide in the closet and find out just how far it would go. Well, Lou is a big guy – I don’t know how he would react to me interfering with his obvious interest in fucking some white meat. I was also curious to see if Ann would really carry out her plan. We were not engaged or anything, but it was understood that we were seeing each other exclusively. Given the choices, I slid from the bed and opened the sliding cloth entrance to her closet. There wasn’t much room, but by moving some stuff around, I had a comfortable spot in the far corner. I opened the curtains just enough to have a clear view of her bed. By moving over a little more, I could also see them at her kitchen table.
13. Juni 2006 um 13:11
OK, that should keep you going. Back to work.
13. Juni 2006 um 13:43
We teased back and forth with each other on which tool to set aside for that. I lobbied hard for the rabbit fur paddle. Punishment is all about the emotions right? Not the pain! So why not?
13. Juni 2006 um 14:20
‘Someone that understands me. I mean truly understands me. Someone like you’
13. Juni 2006 um 15:01
I stared at him, willing him to say something. When he did, it wasn’t what I was expecting.
13. Juni 2006 um 16:08
An exhaustive knowledge of the life and times of Douglas “Tin Legs” Bader, English WWII fighter ace.
13. Juni 2006 um 18:12
17 year old Jacob Awoke from his slumber with the sound of load bark coming from outside his door. He got up rather slowly and went to open the door for his German shepard ,Melissa, She Came bouncing and jumped on jacob\’s bed. Tired and wanting to go back to sleep Jacob collapsed on his bed next to Melissa. Jacob Dreamed Of sex with his girlfriend amy all night long untill he was startled by an unusal warm feeling pressed agains his now rising cock.He Opened his eyes to see Mellissa slobbering all over his 8 inch cock. He wanted to push her away but what she was doing felt amazing and he Closed his eyes again and thought about his girlfriend amy. Mellissa continued to work over his cock and balls like an expert. Jacob felt his cum shoot up is rod and Spray on Mellissa\’s head. She kept on licking while he came, shootin cum everywhere. When he finished cumming, Melissa Still rapidly licked his hard cock intending to keep it hard. Jacob got up behind melissa and lightly touched her pussy lips. Melissa relaxed and barked as a sign for him to continue. Jacob muffdived his head into Melissa\’s pussy and ate her out immensely. And Instinctively Mellisa yelps and growled softly.. Jacob got up behind her and stuck his cock in with no resistence. He\’s pounded Melissa\’s tight dog cunt until he could take no more and finally pumped his cum into mellissa\’s pussy After a sexual interlude two friends decide to explore the female\’s desire for real pain. Contains: Nipple torture, forced climaxes, restraint, violent anal intercourse.
13. Juni 2006 um 18:49
“There’s no need for foreplay with Don, darling. He’s used to getting on with business.” He grinned, pulled a chair around behind, to the side, so he could watch. “He’s a very rough beast, you know. Has no respect for whoever or whatever he’s fucking.”
13. Juni 2006 um 19:27
Naughty Virgin’s Inside the Mind of A Virgin
13. Juni 2006 um 20:02
I haven’t been living up to my status as a linguablogger very well recently so here is a highly dubious story from mirabilis
13. Juni 2006 um 20:34
Music Directory http://www.snow-mp3.com
13. Juni 2006 um 21:13
“I have to tell you something Derek…”
13. Juni 2006 um 23:14
I got into my car & pulled out of the parking spot, then phoned Dangly to let him know that I was ok & on my way home.
14. Juni 2006 um 2:42
‘Well Mandy’s a good fuck. And Emma ain’t been putting out lately’ He winced as I accidentally poked him in the eye
14. Juni 2006 um 3:14
‘I miss you’
14. Juni 2006 um 4:07
I still don’t know if I do. Yep, I got a little spanking for it. But He also participated in it, and I was allowed hours and hours to finish it. Then He told me not to do it again.
14. Juni 2006 um 5:26
There’s something about these old keys that make me smile, in spite of my curmudgeonly approach to a birthday. They have this funny way of insisting, “Hey, there’s always another way in.”
14. Juni 2006 um 6:33
I encouraged Kiloh to keep her ears open. She has scared off burglars from their garden in the past.
14. Juni 2006 um 6:48
It had been 6 months since I had last been with Adele and she was the only girl I had been with for almost a year. I had missed her terribly and I knew she had missed me just as much. I was so hot and ready for her, especially after giving her the orgasm in the car, that the moment her fingers touched my bud I was ready to orgasm. It had been building up since I had first laid eyes on her in the airport; and now it began to rise from deep inside me as her fingers massaged me so expertly.
14. Juni 2006 um 7:26
Yes, I love these guys. I want them to be President. Nobody mentions this, but this is really a brilliant parenting book. Throw the rest of them out. (*****)
14. Juni 2006 um 7:43
He doesn’t sit down when he goes for a wee
14. Juni 2006 um 8:19
They’d worked on it, exhaustively, for so long. He’d rather go back to plumbing in Chicago. And a couple hours later, it was clear that was never going to happen!
14. Juni 2006 um 8:44
He mumbled something. As with most brainiac lumberjacks, he had a bad habit of mumbling.
14. Juni 2006 um 9:08
“Did I ask if you were sorry? Do what I said.”
14. Juni 2006 um 9:26
She then dropped her g-string below her crotch, and gave me an up-close very of the most beautiful, smoothly shaven pussy a guy could behold. She then fingered it with her shapely manicured frosted pink-tipped index nail, and told me that there was more to it in the VIP room, if I was willing to pay to play. I asked her how much to play, and she said usually $50.00 per dance, but that she would give me a special rate for a really good time.
14. Juni 2006 um 9:59
and now, all i can think about is that his carcass will impossibly someday be showered back on me.
14. Juni 2006 um 11:04
When it rains you can really smell the poo on the Parkland Walk
14. Juni 2006 um 11:33
got you, you fucken bitch, one hissed in my ear.
14. Juni 2006 um 12:08
“In reading your posts I get the idea that your slavery is somehow a place of security for you and yet You are so insecure. I am puzzeled.
14. Juni 2006 um 12:32
I smiled, leaned over to her, and said, “baby, you have yourself a foot man tonight. Your pedicure looks awesome!” Then I kissed her on the cheek, and caressed her leg.
14. Juni 2006 um 13:12
17 year old Jacob Awoke from his slumber with the sound of load bark coming from outside his door. He got up rather slowly and went to open the door for his German shepard ,Melissa, She Came bouncing and jumped on jacob\’s bed. Tired and wanting to go back to sleep Jacob collapsed on his bed next to Melissa. Jacob Dreamed Of sex with his girlfriend amy all night long untill he was startled by an unusal warm feeling pressed agains his now rising cock.He Opened his eyes to see Mellissa slobbering all over his 8 inch cock. He wanted to push her away but what she was doing felt amazing and he Closed his eyes again and thought about his girlfriend amy. Mellissa continued to work over his cock and balls like an expert. Jacob felt
14. Juni 2006 um 13:19
and that was when things got really heated.
14. Juni 2006 um 13:27
(Note, the regular shower series will continue till someone asks me to stop.)
14. Juni 2006 um 13:34
Read about children’s ‘tabloid spelling habits’ here
14. Juni 2006 um 13:46
dug occasionally posts a message about pop lyrics. I still don’t know which song the last lot came from.
14. Juni 2006 um 14:06
guess who was in charge of tying up the captured enemy kids.
14. Juni 2006 um 14:20
I did, but I fucked it up, and my sister Gideon was too busy to fix it. I don’t know anything about HTML.
14. Juni 2006 um 14:27
You can read Kurt Cobain’s journals here
14. Juni 2006 um 14:34
Am I thinking about this now? Yes. I want kids now.
14. Juni 2006 um 14:42
The cycling was great, but I’m paying for it now by having to stay at home to do my homework while Apoa suffers the same fate in the room next door.
14. Juni 2006 um 14:48
Highs and lows, ebbs and flows, changes and tides and ups and downs, He is Master and I am slave.
14. Juni 2006 um 15:01
i searched through his dvd collection for the most embarrassing porn i could find, put it into his bedroom player, turned the volume right up, and set it to loop.
14. Juni 2006 um 15:10
So help a merry kinkster out, friends, and leave a comment or email the_educated_slut@yahoo.com. Thank you, kindly.
14. Juni 2006 um 15:19
“Fuck you, P.G.S. I hope Sexyland hires a horrible fat man who makes you suck him off.”
14. Juni 2006 um 15:31
‘and I’ve never met anyone quite like you before’
14. Juni 2006 um 15:45
there are variations on this including adding some carnation milk (my mam) or using horror of horrors margarine. but I like it this way.
14. Juni 2006 um 16:03
Strangely, the fairy doesn’t seem to come under such circumstances.
14. Juni 2006 um 16:14
How common is the pronunciation of ‘marshmallows’ with ‘e’ as in ‘pet’ for the second vowel?
14. Juni 2006 um 16:29
Dear Santa, I have been a very very good girl and have done everything right and if you love me at all you will get me the Complete Calvin and Hobbes because I deserve nothing less. Susie (*****)
14. Juni 2006 um 16:41
That was nearly four years ago. Four years.
14. Juni 2006 um 16:58
Chancre as our kisses are changing without our thinking.
14. Juni 2006 um 17:08
It’s Been Seven Years (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)
14. Juni 2006 um 17:17
“Please don’t light that,” the coworker asks.
14. Juni 2006 um 17:24
Meanwhile I think I’ve got a busy enough weekend without not being able to find my old handouts so that I have to redo the handout for Monday’s first year class from scratch.
14. Juni 2006 um 17:34
It’s pretty obvious why people say it ‘wrong’ though, isn’t it?
14. Juni 2006 um 17:45
And there’s some fun stuff on JCC’s own page
14. Juni 2006 um 18:17
It reminded me of a rather strange moment when I was talking to a potential au pair and she asked me, Do you like crazy shows?. Maybe this is what she had in mind.
14. Juni 2006 um 18:26
You care about people, but finding the ones you can truly trust will allow you to get closer to them.
14. Juni 2006 um 18:35
Like I said, stupid nipples! I even call them that when they get too darn perky and give me away…I mean when they act stupid. *wink*
14. Juni 2006 um 18:46
“There is too much ass in here,” she says, reading the copy blurbs.
14. Juni 2006 um 19:04
“Gawd, you’re such a child abuse victim.” He pulls me up by my sleeve and grabs a tissue from the box on his desk. “Here’s a tissue. I’ll grab some violins.”
14. Juni 2006 um 19:24
i could smell the tang of his urine on my clothes, in my hair.
14. Juni 2006 um 19:39
Any particular reason you’d want to fly to San Francisco? IIRC, Swingers is set in Los Angeles.
14. Juni 2006 um 19:57
I’ve read this in so many emails in the past few days I can almost recite it by heart. I’m too lazy to check out the source or anything.
14. Juni 2006 um 20:33
ATTACK OF THE WEDDINGS, BEST SEXES & BEST EXES
14. Juni 2006 um 21:00
Finally, in the last part of my show,my mailbag, a man writes in who loves “cuddle sex” and wonders if it’s legit. Squeeze me, and let’s find out!
14. Juni 2006 um 21:15
We teased back and forth with each other on which tool to set aside for that. I lobbied hard for the rabbit fur paddle. Punishment is all about the emotions right? Not the pain! So why not?
14. Juni 2006 um 21:31
“What is wrong with you?” another coworker asks.
14. Juni 2006 um 21:42
Today I am mainly being Boudicca putting together a PowerPoint presentation to try to persuade the Iceni that now is the time to rise up against our Roman oppressors.
14. Juni 2006 um 21:52
One thing it got us thinking about was hippiedom and the extent to which remnants of that survive. One of our students grew up in a series of communes. Are there any communes still around?
14. Juni 2006 um 22:13
I have plenty more to say about it, naturally, but time is short at the moment.
14. Juni 2006 um 22:33
The Beastie Boys are top of the pops on blogdex at the moment.
14. Juni 2006 um 22:45
Yip u don’t saute onions up here. Ye sweat ingins.
14. Juni 2006 um 23:01
*) Plus, a couple that we’ve played with before is going to be staying with us for a few days in July.
14. Juni 2006 um 23:17
Fear, loathing, and perfunctory seduction
14. Juni 2006 um 23:35
Someone said to me they’re a bit like the American Fall. Maybe they should be called ‘The Autumn’?
14. Juni 2006 um 23:48
Too much information I am sure. I cannot seem to keep it simple. As long as these answers are….this is the edited version.
15. Juni 2006 um 0:05
But Asia is indeed a very large region; I’ll grant you that.
15. Juni 2006 um 0:20
Mr Haw has long voiced the concern that the various attempts to remove him have been, and continue to be, politically motivated.
15. Juni 2006 um 0:30
with the tooth fairy.
15. Juni 2006 um 0:40
And no, that’s not a discipline spanking for me, thank you very much! I just like watching a good discipline spanking, not receiving one.
15. Juni 2006 um 0:49
You just can’t argue with that, can you?
15. Juni 2006 um 1:03
These thoughts from Naomi have inspired quite a bit of discussion about academia among linguabloggers and others.
15. Juni 2006 um 1:21
This was part of the NFT’s nearly over ‘Never Mind The Jubilee’ season, btw
15. Juni 2006 um 1:31
The films were good and the music that went with it was great as well, in a fairly traditional lyrical way. It was conducted by Debbie Wiseman who also composed it.
15. Juni 2006 um 1:41
another, his face vague in the darkness, pushed the two boys i’d been freeing to the ground with his foot. the ankle rope i hadn’t undone yet, and they easily lost their footing and went down.
15. Juni 2006 um 1:50
“stay right fucking there,” i said, reaching for my toothbrush not far from where he’d been camped.
15. Juni 2006 um 2:12
He followed this post with an (implicit, naturally) apology for his failure to follow one of Grice’s maxims of manner.
15. Juni 2006 um 2:28
i guess they figured that this would stop me, or slow me down, or something.
15. Juni 2006 um 2:38
Yet another article on how texting is changing English (or ‘what txtng is doing tot he English language’.
15. Juni 2006 um 2:47
It’s great to cook to, and the perfect backdrop to semicommunication with Aki, our Japanese lodger. We particularly enjoyed it when they ‘did’ the Beatles Band.
15. Juni 2006 um 3:02
LeDemure’s Life of a demure college student
15. Juni 2006 um 3:14
Here is an extract from Tim Connell’s talk about this.
15. Juni 2006 um 3:28
I would’ve sent this post at the weekend but you know.
15. Juni 2006 um 3:38
Even better news. Sylvia is going to lend me a bike until the new frame comes through. Ah, the camaraderie of the road.
15. Juni 2006 um 3:48
You’ve all heard the jokes about vice squad cops who try to trick massage parlor girls into giving them some illegal thrills.
15. Juni 2006 um 4:04
It’s not just flu bug or passing moment of ennui. The couple is right in the thick of establishing their template.
15. Juni 2006 um 4:19
The Wife’s Random Things I Can’t Tell Regular People
15. Juni 2006 um 4:31
Nothing gets you going in the morning like a bit of Godspeed You Black Emperor. Somehow ‘The Dead Flag Blues’ off of ‘F#A#Oo’ really hits the spot at the moment.
15. Juni 2006 um 4:47
That was nearly four years ago. Four years.
15. Juni 2006 um 5:35
It was puke not poo. Does that make it better or worse? I suppose it depends on your theory of cat intentionality…
15. Juni 2006 um 6:14
Academics spend a lot of energy trying to look hip and up to the minute with their students.
15. Juni 2006 um 6:22
Another fun thing about Hoxton in the evenings is lots of these
15. Juni 2006 um 6:30
It’s that live version where you can hear the audience behind him. I’d forgotten how much I’d enjoyed him in those days.
15. Juni 2006 um 6:39
well, that’s underselling it, to tell you the truth. i’ve always been a bit of a knot savant.
15. Juni 2006 um 6:48
Baltimore, a short, intense man, has spent much of his life studying the relationship between viruses and cancer. He stood up from the couch and crossed the room to his desk.
15. Juni 2006 um 7:16
I forgot to mention that Donald Davidson also climbed mountains and wrote radio plays (some of which featured Edward G. Robinson). I wonder what he’d have made of The Dark House?
15. Juni 2006 um 7:32
I’m a good girl. I do my best to follow the golden rule. I floss every night. I love my grandmother. I sponsor a woman in Nigeria. I trap kitchen spiders in tupperwear and free them out in the garden.
15. Juni 2006 um 7:44
Let me know if you come across any other groovy examples.
15. Juni 2006 um 8:03
And those who swore they’d never leave their room again?
15. Juni 2006 um 8:13
If you are a music freak and a big smartypants who thinks you’ve heard it all, Pandora has you nailed.
15. Juni 2006 um 8:25
This was a true story and it happened to be about two femmes, so that’s what came across.
15. Juni 2006 um 8:34
All three of you lovers. May you rest in peace or pieces tonight, with sweet or wet or nightmarish dreams.
15. Juni 2006 um 8:45
The statement below deals with an issue that is of importance to all linguists. Please respond as you feel is appropriate. Thanks.
15. Juni 2006 um 9:13
“It’s all about the attitude,” I say. “Alt Porn is basically saying fuck you to emotionless porn sex, fake tits, cheesy scripts, fancy production, lacey lingerie and contract stars.”
15. Juni 2006 um 9:22
‘Hello Billy. It’s Chris Tarrant here. Apoa’s doing quite well with her homework but she’s stuck on one question. We were wondering whether you might be able to help her?
15. Juni 2006 um 9:33
Please write and tell me if you know of other ‘Word of the Day’ sites you think should be included.
15. Juni 2006 um 9:43
Kudos also, Dunstan, for having one of the only sites offering a “preview” of the post that actually looks like the friggen final result.
16. Juni 2006 um 16:08
“You had your last chance girl. Now you will get a sound lesson in obedience and respect for your elders. Take off your clothes.”
18. Juni 2006 um 17:06
Another reason to love Senegal is because of the music they produce there.
18. Juni 2006 um 17:48
Many thanks to Chickpea for her help with this. If anyone knows CSS, drop me a line, because I’m boogered to figure out some of this stuff.
18. Juni 2006 um 18:40
Before the day was out, our intrepid grips had presented us with a tiny director’s chair made out of matchsticks, just in case any of the waxworms needed a breather between takes.
18. Juni 2006 um 19:27
I’ve just signed up for eat more words even though I’m not sure what it’s offering.
18. Juni 2006 um 20:17
Nothing gets you going in the morning like a bit of Godspeed You Black Emperor. Somehow ‘The Dead Flag Blues’ off of ‘F#A#Oo’ really hits the spot at the moment.
18. Juni 2006 um 21:04
I still have a snake, cause librarians make me hot
18. Juni 2006 um 22:05
The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas.
18. Juni 2006 um 23:08
dug occasionally posts a message about pop lyrics. I still don’t know which song the last lot came from.
19. Juni 2006 um 0:13
Joey Madison’s Secrets on Madison Avenue
19. Juni 2006 um 1:19
dug occasionally posts a message about pop lyrics. I still don’t know which song the last lot came from.
19. Juni 2006 um 2:22
Anyway, “Klint” over at the Latina Babelog has a good eye. Oh yes he does.
19. Juni 2006 um 3:35
The only thing that interests me at this moment is my house, so that’s what you get to read about.
19. Juni 2006 um 4:29
it was so funny that they pushed me and my body guard to the ground, too.
19. Juni 2006 um 5:38
If you’re interested, the full text of Blair’s speech is here
19. Juni 2006 um 6:40
The film was good but there were a couple of creaky bits in the conversion from book to film. We wondered what it would be like for people who hadn’t read the book.
19. Juni 2006 um 7:50
how about, he gasped, taking his tongue out of my cunt for a moment so he could form words, we use the ropes now?
19. Juni 2006 um 8:58
The ones who really dug women did, indeed, find partners— in many cases bisexual women— and often settled down with them.
19. Juni 2006 um 10:02
Rollertrain’s Elusive RSS Mystery has been Solved
19. Juni 2006 um 11:07
(‘at’ means ‘that’ and ‘loon’ means ‘boy’)
19. Juni 2006 um 12:10
And my collar is lost somewhere in there.
19. Juni 2006 um 13:23
Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR.
19. Juni 2006 um 14:26
Fair enough. I prefer the discount on the tag.
19. Juni 2006 um 15:28
Recent Entries Archive Friends User Info
19. Juni 2006 um 16:15
the key to effective immobilisation was, of course, to tie the enemy up in such a way that they couldn’t excape.
19. Juni 2006 um 17:10
I capped the weekend by spending a couple of hours at Peter the school newsletter editor’s house failing to upload pictures I’d taken at the fair onto his computer. Grrr!
19. Juni 2006 um 18:23
There’s something about these old keys that make me smile, in spite of my curmudgeonly approach to a birthday. They have this funny way of insisting, “Hey, there’s always another way in.”
19. Juni 2006 um 19:47
(It didn’t but that’s a great excuse isn’t it??)
19. Juni 2006 um 21:01
Well, I’m fully back to Trent Park now and struggling to combine catching up with doing new things and unpacking. We have a desperate need of shelving which is currently being thwarted by the system.
19. Juni 2006 um 22:17
There’s a buzz in the universities about the way that it allows academics to find sources which students have taken from the web and incorporated in their courseworks without acknowledgement.
19. Juni 2006 um 23:26
It would be a tragedy if Tony Blair, a good man who has so much to offer this country, were to be brought down through playing poodle to this unelected and deeply stupid little oil spiv.
20. Juni 2006 um 0:23
Anyway, imagine my delight as I found a listening post with the soundtrack to the Buffy musical episode (aka Once More With Feeling) and got to discover what all the fuss is about.
20. Juni 2006 um 1:27
Nothing to do with sex, but this is funny. Click on the cowboys at the bottom of the page.
20. Juni 2006 um 2:40
LeDemure’s Life of a demure college student
20. Juni 2006 um 3:43
then he arched an eyebrow at me. i like influencing things, especially language. but not as much as i like that eyebrow arch from mark. it says “let’s go fuck in the back room”.
20. Juni 2006 um 5:21
Permalinks have been enabled on this blog. You know what to do.
20. Juni 2006 um 6:46
It was puke not poo. Does that make it better or worse? I suppose it depends on your theory of cat intentionality…
20. Juni 2006 um 7:53
“He also tells me that he would really like to tie you up sometime.”
20. Juni 2006 um 8:51
It’s great to cook to, and the perfect backdrop to semicommunication with Aki, our Japanese lodger. We particularly enjoyed it when they ‘did’ the Beatles Band.
20. Juni 2006 um 9:48
Ability to name all the US States in alphabetical order AND their respective capital cities. (Capital of Maine, anyone?)
20. Juni 2006 um 10:50
Frivolous bastardisation of our punctuation is one of the key witnesses to the current decline of our wonderful nation.
20. Juni 2006 um 12:21
I am having trouble imagining the conversation in which the boyfriend in question confessed the mango sex.
20. Juni 2006 um 13:36
Too much information I am sure. I cannot seem to keep it simple. As long as these answers are….this is the edited version.
20. Juni 2006 um 15:09
i guess they figured that this would stop me, or slow me down, or something.
20. Juni 2006 um 16:26
Since always to warn us there must be these black
20. Juni 2006 um 17:43
Rosa and Colm meet at their local pool, and romance soon blossoms. But Colm’s past requires more than a little explanation.